Rest of it.

Heh this was actually just a small point. Checked my phone and it says 'Anti-vertigo'. I'll explain in a second, but I must tell you this is the second of todays blogs and the other part had to be done seperately.

So anti-vertigo. When I was a kid I would play out in the garden alot, as you did when you were small. However I could never lie on my back. This is because every time I did this I had to look at the sky and when I did I felt as though I was going to start falling up out of the earth's atmosphere at any second. Many people experience the feeling that the sky is going to fall on them aparently but mine is different I definitely felt as thought I was going to fall, not the sky.
Anyone else get that at all?

Ruiner of books!

Why, why why do people do this! Every time there is a book or film that comes out and everyone knows that everyone else is going to see or read it eventually at least one person will come up to you and say 'I could ruin this book/film for you, ... but I wont!' .... They all say it as if they are doing you a great service! Its like thanking your parents each morning for not decapitating you in your sleep! (Note: not on the same level of harshness though if they do ruin your book/decapitate you) I heard it four different times from four different people and each time I keep getting stunned slightly. 'Well cheers! I'll have to take you off my death list then'. <- that should be my cunning reply, if a tad unnecessary. But anyway the main reason I brought this up is I hate the comments that some people say of this nature. Some of them, as my darling mother did today, say things like '


Hold up there, if you dont want anything known about the Harry potter book then dont read this. Or any of the rest of this blog, I'll post other stuff in a different one so you dont have to look.

'Oh I wont tell you who dies!' Again I should thank them for not being bastards, but also I didnt know anyone DIED!! Well thanks alot mum! Its those comments which rattle me slightly. Its not that they are doing it on purpose but they just dont think about what they are saying, they are too busy getting the fact out that they wont be mean sods who have already read the book. I suppose on some levels that they are just trying to say 'nyah nyah I've read it and you aint!' Cos they know you want to.
Check next blog for next segment.

Harold!

Please tell me you've all seen the new halifax adverts!?!? The ones where Harold is in a bath, *shudder*, and then suddenly a halifax spaceship, ????, launches him into space with this robot that looks like him.
AWESOME IDEA!! That is the best idea I've ever heard for what to do with harold, probably the most annoying person on adverts. Even better if they can equip his ship with that hyperdrive thingy that catapults him off into space at the end, so there is no chance of a 'return: revenge of the bank manager'. However I still think the said advert is annoying.

I'm tired, again yes dont look at me like that, so I'm not going to write much more but also how do you get a picture up onto the personal profile? cos I'm stumped.... and lazy.

Hattrickery again

ok I cant win anything, doomed to flunk league 5. Fuck it!!! It took me so long to get there. Bastards... 3-0 loss.

Hattrickery events

Here is my promotion, what an allrounded waste!

Ronald Callan (71139820) 18 years, passable form, healthy A controversial person who is balanced and honest. Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities. Speciality: Head
Nationality:England
Total Skill Index (TSI): 950
Wage:392 £/week
Owner:Kalaan's Imperium
Warnings: 0
Injuries: Healthy
Stamina: poor
Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate
Passing: weak
Winger: inadequate
Defending: inadequate
Scoring: passable
Set Pieces: inadequate

Never in a million

I was watching Stargate and one of the main characters was alone, for a long time, and needed to solve a problem so she went a bit stir and started hallucinating her friends there to help her through it. However they all just kinda gave her enough information to help her solve her problem, how fitting! So she saved the day, blah blah blah. But I was just thinking if that were me, or anyone else I think I know well enough, and I was alone, the people I conjured probably wouldnt be that helpful. You know what I mean? I mean half the people I would conjure would just be my friends challenging me to a game of Halo or something! Mainly this is because they would be your own interpretation of your friends, so, for instance, if I had to conjure keiran he would come with a free inflatible Toby kit, with all the necessary mocking instructions.

Another thing that pops into mind is the vauxhaul (i think) car advert. The one with the car-man thing stretching on a post. I think they should sell one. It would be great! You could own your own mech!
"Hatchback... £7,999
Coupe... £5,999
Mech...£14,999 or free with any 'you are paul cotton' coupons."
So cool. Pity I dont have any coupons of me. Hehe me in coupon form!! That would be so cool! I could be a really tall thin coupon, with a need for excessive amounts of food and attention!

Ok from my phone notes I remember a question I want to ask the lot of you. How many gamer girls so you all know? Also rate them on a scale of 1-5 or summit. Cos apparently theres lots out there but I've never found that many to be honest. Maybe its just me. But whatever I'd like to know your perspective.

Hattrickery events

Well these little 'hattrickery event' slots will be aimed at those who play hattrick. No one else would particularly find them interesting I fear.

Paul Inalasco is on 4730 Tsi, whilst on weak form!!!

John Kaser is on 5800 Tsi on excellent form!!! Rocking!

Also now when I choose it you should be able to click the title and let it take you to the appropriate site.

Since...

when has our little town become so... shite? If you dont live in the area, I am refering to Lichfield.

Just to interupt myself for a second or two, my car alarm just went off on its own! Its 12:30 and I got back from the pub quiz half an hour ago... its quite random really. Thoroughly checked for burgulars and the like but to no avail! Strange. (note: not that I wanted to find burgulars..)

Ok. Lichfield. Yeah when I was in high school, the top end of it, we went into town every friday and all my friends would be there. Either in paradise ( a relaxing bar) or Lloyds, and it was great! We would drink all night, get hammered cos we were light weights, and stumble into a taxi or walk home and worry our mothers who were expecting us back at a 'Damn Reasonable hour'.

But my head has recently thought of something (Note: For the posts I write on this blog you must treat my brain/head as a completely different being to me, cos I do). 'Earth to paul', yes? I replied. 'those days are gone man.' 'Oh.... bummer'. My brain is to the point. But its true I went in last friday and out of the 50 or so people I still havent met up with since I got back only one other guy came in with me, it was the most wasted evening ever and because I live in shenstone, a small village outside of lichfield, I couldnt afford to get a taxi home and so had to spend an hour walking back down a duel carrigeway. Such a waste of money. At the pub quiz tonight, we did shite today, I was asked to go into town tomorrow and I thought maybe I should, maybe it will be different thatn last friday. My friend who invited me then said the line which made me think of this in the first place, he said 'there'll be at least four of us in!' ... ... ... 4??!? Four! Thats all! I mean come on! Also none of them come from shenstone so thats another long walk home, pardon me but I'll think I'll pass on that one.

So I ask unto you, do your friends still go into your local regularly? As much as they did back in the good old days? I mainly ask this at people who arent in my home town because... well, i know the answer.
Hmmm... more tomorrow. I'll dreg out my notes on my phone and get some random thinkings down on virtual paper. Spice things up a bit, oooh i'm so naughty :-D!

Titles are back!

Woah! People actually responded!!! That is a resounding success! Whenever I have asked people to comment before it has either been ignored or silly comments have been posted, thanks guys! Ok firstly, hello to Jomama and dark knight. Unfortuneately I dont have enough money to just head out the door and follow my nose, for I fear my nose might lead me to some trouble. Bribes would be exchanged. Bank managers would growl. Paul would be sad.
Secondly I live with my parents over the summer then go back to Red eric's house when I go to uni. So still at same house as the fence.
Thirdly, and finally before I get onto todays point, I really wish we could get together and go paintballing. I've been a couple of times before and the experience is... unique. Well it is for me anyway, I truly get into it and I think its one of the best ways of spending a day, however... it-a cost-a hefty meatball-a. <- ?. Its expensive. If I could get my hands on some form of income then yes, I'd love to. But unlike a trip to some hills for a quick rambling, its too much money for me.

Ok Todays little snipet. Did you know that Newtons famous quote 'standing on the shoulders of giants' is actually not a man praising his forefathers? He is actually having a snipe at a fellow scientist called robert cook I think(?) who was really small, hence the giant bit! Funny how things get twisted eh? Kieran can back me up on this one if you dont believe me, or at least i hope he will. We were told about it in last years physics class.

But yeah has anyone seen that new cathedral cheese advert? The one where one guy makes cheese on toast with it and his daughter steals a slice, then the postman wants cathedral cheese, etc. Well by their logic shouldnt everyone in the world now be eating cathedral cheese constantly? Maybe its some kind of ploy! Maybe Tesco's has a rival in the bid to take over the world. For we all know that Tesco's is evil. They actually sell products at a loss so they can force other companies out of business to own the market. Soon everything will be Tesco's bought. Even children. Bastards. We'll all live in Tesco land instead of britain or the 'Tesco Sphere' instead of Earth. Woah! Look how the thread of my thoughts went! They are even corrupting my thoughts!! Crazy.

But going back to yesterdays post, does anyone have any new ideas for this summer barring paintball and just running out of the house?

Ok, someow I've lost my title bar and thats worrying. But I can just say it here.
HOLIDAY.

Ok. So mainly I'm not getting any jobs. I cant seem to find any in town, or other places and apparently there are alot of students with now jobs to give in places like Sutton. So This begs the question, do I need a job? Well of course I need a job but getting myself into a work place is proving harder than I thought. My mother asked 'If you dont need a job why dont you go out and do something?' In that she meant why dont I visit around the isles or go out and find some true experience of the world. I applaud her ideas, but I dont know where to begin! I was given some leaflets about rock climbing, scrambling and sailing but I still need advice.
So I ask unto everyone that reads this post, What should I do with my time?! I need to do something or it will be a summer wasted, but I cant think what! Also if any of you have some free time and wish to, say, go rock climbing with me then say so. Or, obviously, you can offer up new ideas that you may wish to go on or not.

I had thought about visiting unifriends for this expedition, going round the country and meeting them one by one, but that would interfere with jobs and their plans unless carefully engineered. So gimme some info on that if any of you want to meet up.
Bye.... Post!

Hullo there! I suppose you must have read my other blog to find this page, unless you have never read my other blog and have stumbled on this page by accident. If so, Hello! Visit www.notacountrysinger.blogspot.com to find out why I have two.

Well my first post on this is really what I am doing right now, I'll have a less nerdy one tomorrow. Oh and by the way I dont mind if you dont bother to read both blogs that I have, this is more for me than a service for others. My first is on splinter cell. I'm playing through it at the moment and my main reason for talking about it is that it has a co-operate mode and I was wondering who would want to play through it with me. (this is one of those points where everyone who reads this makes a comment, please!) I have to say though if you dont remember to quicksave frequently it can ruin your experience of the game. When I first started playing it my lack of quicksaves and my persistence in dying was what caused me to stop.

Ok, thats it.