End of the season

Well its the end of the season at hattrick and Kalaan's Imperium are going straight back down. I feel they will be joined by toby's troops and maybe paulmademedoit, although I think kierans team has a good chance of staying up.
Lets look back at some of this seasons highlights:

• Firstly the shocking start to the season by Kalaan's imperium even loosing to Joskis monkeys, a team supporters thought would be noo problem.
  
• Paulmademedoit's awesome start to the season where he even went into 3rd place I believe. This will have secured the fans with alot of confidence for what this team can accomplish.
  
• Toby's troops selling habib. A big shocker to the footballing community, many people wondering if toby still has his head screwed on straight.
  
• Another mystery in this seasons transfer list was Tomas Marhsall whom paulmademedoit bought for £366'000 but has yet to play... is this some strategm to gain surprise on a team deemed challenge worthy to kieran?
  
• Paulmademedoit's devotion to his youth squad pulls another big seller out of the bag. Matthew forrester goes for £250'000. Whilst Kalaan's and toby's get nothing worthy from their youth squad.
  
• Toby's troops and Paulmademedoit both miss out on 5th place by a point... coincidence?
  
• And finally the devotion to Kalaans imperium from his supporters. Even though he went into 8th place over the season he has actually gained more supporters than lost.
  

Thankyou and good night

phone

Well my phone is out of batteries so we will be going on what i can remember tonight. Something I found amusing the other day was as I went to macdonalds after work I saw a police car go in to the drive thru (I think thats actually how macdonalds spell it too) and since it had to maneuver round a narrow drive thru road it went very slowly. It reached a corner and the tires squealled! At like 10 mph or less! Do all cop cars have built in squeals just for the extra effect in a car chase or when they're bringing in a suspect and want to park dramatically? so thats where our tzx payers money is going!

hullo there

Touch the link for todays rant. I'm back and I'm armed and I'm dangerous. Grr. I have been away for reasons of which u will find on my other site, but for now let us talk about the pretenders. I am also, however, referring to Maguiver for this rant, but for the sake of sanity I will only speak of the pretenders.
It is one of those shows that we all know and watch occassionally but never get really into. The pretenders is about a man called Jared who was raised by the "centre" and broke free to help the world with his amazing intellect. He does all this whilst the centre tries to relocate him but they never meet because he is always about 50 steps ahead of them.
The reason I love this is its just one of those shows! The word I'm looking for is cheesy. Really really cheesy. He goes around involving himself in other peoples affairs to their benefit. But its the way the monologues are said that is genius. There are so many one liners and so many instances in which you think "how is he going to get out of this one?" then he finds the perfect solution or the guard is like a guard from thief 3. Maguiver is the ultimate example of this. He'll think to himself, richard dean anderson who also narrates, " hmm i need a length of rubber tubing, 50 pounds of ground ant lavae and a short necked turtle called bill." And then he'll quickly find the said items within a ten meter radius around his position, with the turtle being delivered by a friend, and somehow make a controlled bomb that takes out all the enemies before his cheesy one liner that gets him the girl.
What really makes me laugh about the pretender however is the fact that he is embued (quote from wikipedia) "with a talent for such pretences bordering on the supernatural" because he can impersonate anyone. But all that means is hes a good actor, not an einstein with the flair for danger.Ohhh if u get a chance watch an episode, good times.